Timpson Films (New Zealand)

Timpson Films is a New Zealand horror film company founded by Ant Timpson in 2012.

1st Logo (2012)

Nicknames: "Timpson T", "Turning T", "Turning UA Spoof"

Logo: On a black background, we see a giant white "T" turning the same way as the United Artists "Turning UA" logo. Then a hand flicks on the "T", causing it to down to reveal "TIMPSON FILMS". Dust from the crash can be seen.

FX/SFX: A combination of CGI and live action.

Music/Sounds: A parody of the "Turning UA" logo's music which ends when the hand appears, a heavy "ding" when it flicks the "T", and another "ding" sound when the "T" crashes.

Availability: Only seen on The ABC's of Death.

Scare Factor: Low to medium, the hand knocking down the "T" might catch some off-guard.

2nd Logo (2014-2015)

Logo: On a black backround, we see the bold white text "TIMPSON" on top of the thin gray text "FILMS", with a line between them. The logo zooms in a little.

Variant: On Deathgasm, the logo is still.

FX/SFX: The logo zooming in.

Music/Sounds: None or the opening theme of the movie.

Availability: Seen on The ABC's of Death 2 and Deathgasm.

Scare Factor: None. Sure, it's sucessor seriously increases the factor!

3rd Logo (2015-pres)

WARNING: Due to this logo's graphic nature and nudity, videos and photos will not be allowed on this page. ' LOOK UP PHOTOS AND VIDEOS OF THIS LOGO AT YOUR OWN RISK. '

Nicknames: "Team Happy Rainbow Panda Bears' Cousin in the Film Industry", "Throw-Up Films", "The Most Disgusting Logo Ever", "Side Effects May Include Serious Blood Farts", "The Reason Why I Didn't Watch The Greasy Strangler", "I Think I'm Gonna Be Sick!", "The Dead Man From Hell", "The Grossest Logo of 2015", "The Scariest Logo From the South Hemisphere", "The New Zealand's National Scary Logo", "Too Much Taco Bell", "You Shouldn't Watch If You Are Going to Eat", Horror Factory's Cousin

Logo: We see a dead naked man (his sexual organs can be seen partially) with a bulging belly lying on a satanic pentagram. His left hand and right leg are also cut off. Suddenly, his organs and blood start spewing out of his anus at a rapid pace, stylizing as "Timpson" with the organs in blood red, and "Films" formed with the blood which comes from anus. His left leg also twitches at the end.

FX/SFX: The 2D animation, which isn't bad quality, but...

Cheesy Factor: ...the concept for this logo is just nasty and horrific! What kind of sick individual thought this was a good idea?! This is almost as bad as the Team Happy Rainbow Panda Bears logo! At least it doesn't have a contradictory name for the company.

Music/Sounds: The sound of the man's belly and a loud blood-splattering noise. On the trailer for Deathgasm, the trailer's theme plays instead.

Availability: So far, seen on The Greasy Strangler and the trailer for Deathgasm (which has the 2nd logo in the film).

Scare Factor: Depends on the version:
 * Original Version: Nightmare, possibly even off the scale. The sudden organ explosion, corpse, and satanic pentagram will no doubt scare a lot of people. It could possibly be the scariest logo ever made (along with Horror Factory, 3-G Home Video, and others). Though this may be intentional considering the films that follow it. The scare factor is rated low to medium for those who are used to the logo or don't find it as creepy as others would.
 * Trailer Variant: High to nightmare. Even though there's no blood-splattering noise, we still have that grotesque animation!