Telecentro Canal 6 (Costa Rica)

Telecentro was a channel on Costa Rica.

1st Logo (1960's)

You can see this logo here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYtOBxzXMTg Nicknames: "The Sunlight Nothing" "The Sit-In-Your-Couch-Forever Logo" "The Grandfather Of All Logo Rip-Offs" "The TeleCentro Zooming In" "A Logo That 1% of the Logo Thieves Remade" "2 Minutes of Nothing" "Boring TeleCentro" "Be My Love Music Rip-Off" "The First Longest Logo Ever In History" "Makes Hammer Home Video Look Breathtaking In Comparison", the rest TBA.

Logo: We fade in into a sunlight background (i.e. many diagonal lines and a light-like point which obviously sends rays, which are the diagonal lines), the text as follows:

TeleCentro

on a 1910-ish font, zooms in letter-by letter. Doing the same is the text

Canal 6

on a futuristic, Calibri-like font. It stays still for two minutes until we fade to black.

FX/SFX: The fading in, the zooming of the texts. Nothing special about it.

Cheesy Factor: Obliterates the scale, and beyond all meanings of it, even for the time and place. For what it makes it cheesy in so many levels, this is unquestionably the longest logo ever, and at the same time, the first logo to ever be considered the longest on history! Raising it's cheesiness even further, let us explain. It's clocking at 2 minutes and 46 seconds, even longer than Hammer Home Video, Photo Video and PPI Entertainment ever could, and what's worse that is absolutely made on the 60's, making it nonsensical! What's even worse, they stole the music from another compositor, which undeniably longers the logo and it's cheesiness. What is even with this? Did the creators get so lazy on it before the television even exist in it's country? Seriously, don't make 2 minutes of nothing. Get your body ready and start creating SOMETHING!!!! This is a contender to the most cheesiest logo ever, although we'll not explain about this again.

Music/Sounds: Be My Love -- Warner Bros. Orch. & George Greeley, extended all at once (which longers the logo). This would be it's select music from future logos.

Availability: Long since extinct. Seen only as the startup and closedown of the time, which are both followed or preceeded by an prayer to Costa Rica, although it's seen on bumpers for commercials too, and the rest it's just history.

Scare Factor: None. Let's just say it is an horrific abomination compared to all logos in history, with no effort nor meaning whatsoever. Some people would get annoyed during to it's long length or even fall asleep during the contraption on this logo.

2nd Logo

(1980's)

Logo: TBA

FX/SFX/Cheesy Factor: This has better effort than before, but still, it has irritants for the number being so slow and very choppy at the time.

Music/Sounds: Same as before, but now with an announcer.

Availability: Rare. The only videos you can find on youtube are redones.

Scare Factor: Low, if you aren't expecting the announcer, but otherwise this is a clean logo compared to above.