Asymmetrical Productions

(1993)

Nicknames : "Strobe Light from Hell", "Eggs are Metrical", "Klasky Csupo's Evil Twin", "The SSF's Distant Cousin" "Evil Lips" "These Lips Seem Symmetrical To Me"

Logo : On a black background we see the word "ASYMMETRICAL" stylized in a grey square like this:

'''ASYM 'METR'ICAL''' We then see a strobe light-like flash as it zooms in as the letters spark. In the background is a pair of lips saying "asymmetrical" which appear to blur out overtime.

F X/SFX : The flash, zooming, and sparking.

Music/Sounds : A thunder-like noise and droning synth trill followed by a robotic voice saying "asymmetrical", then crackling as the logo sparks.

Cheesy Factor : Very dated effects and EXTREMELY strange subject matter. Also, it sounds like the voice is saying "Eggs are metrical".

Availability : Only seen on the short-lived David Lynch series Hotel Room.

Scare Factor : Nightmare. The flashing, dark color scheme, scary music, "V of Doom" like zoom effects, evil sounding robot voice, bizarre subject matter and exploding are known to unnerve many people. The strobing may cause people to have seizures.