Les Studios Marko (Canada)

1st (possibly only) logo (2004) NOTE: This logo is being labelled as "unofficial" until proof exists.

Nicknames: "French Canadian Golumbia Video", "Canada's Second Son of FADYO", "The Worst DVD Logo Ever", "FADYO and Golumbia, Meet Your Worst Nightmare", "First Time In Windows Movie Maker", "Made Under 1 Minute", "Preschoolers Were Involved On The Making of this Logo", "Did I Just Waste 20 Seconds On This?", "Class Video If It Was Shortened Into Fewer Seconds"

Logo : We see a stock picture of Canada's flag. We then zoom into the leaf, then back again as we start to see the words "Les Studios Marko" and "Canada" stacked on each other in front of the leaf.

FX/SFX : The zooming.

Cheesy Factor: Breaks the whole scale, since there's actually no effort put into this logo at all! To explain everything, here's what this logo is one of the most cheesiest home video logos ever made: This might be fake, but still, it's one of the most strongest candidates when it comes to cheesiness.
 * The quality of the logo; it's obvious that the flag footage of the logo is a low-quality stock picture! Especially how the text was added, which would been most likely to be made with Paint.
 * The animation, which is just zooming, as said before. Anyone can recreate this using a simple editing software like WMM or PowerPoint. But why would someone just do that on a DVD logo?
 * The fanfare, which is obviously made on MIDI.

Music/Sounds : An electronic synth fanfare.

Availability : Allegedly seen on "Beach Boys: California Surfin'", otherwise its unknown where this logo appears on.

Scare Factor : None. You will laugh at how this poorly-made excuse of a "logo" actually exists!