Fat Dog Productions

Nickname: "Sad Bulldog from Hell"

Logo: On a black background, a piece of paper with a weird, colorless picture of a fat sad bulldog on its chest in a ring with the text

FAT DOG

above it placed like a arc and the text

PRODUCTIONS

in a box below is shown. It shows us just the logo for 18 seconds, until it then cuts to black.

FX/SFX: None.

Cheesy Factor: This logo looks ugly. It is in poor quality, and looks like an image being looked at from a View-Master. Also, parts of the dog look rather phallic (and it is pretty obvious why), but nothing too serious.

Music/Sounds: Just some wolves howling, in total five times, during the silence. At the beginning we hear a sound that seems to be a button being pressed on a game, possibly the the closing credits music trailing off, or just another wolf howl; only the end of that howl was heard.

Availability: Ultra rare. Can be seen on some older porn VHS tapes and possibly some DVDs.

Scare Factor: Low to nightmare. The howls are quite ominous and will get to more than a few, combined with the intervals of silence. The somber and rather depressing image of the dog, black background, the lame quality, and lack of colour overall make this a relatively scary logo. If a child were to see this (not that one ever would, hopefully), he or she would probably be quite scared of it and get several nightmares. But, like the Caballero Control Corporation "C's of Doom" logo, it's the perfect way to scare your children from watching porn!