Valseco Ind. Ltd. (Nigeria)

(2009)

WARNING: This video is extremely loud, so please turn down your speakers.

Nicknames: "Cheap Thunderstorm", "You Thought Somaco International Ltd. And Dozac Global Maxima Investment Ltd. Were Bad", "What Could've Been The Sega Dreamcast Startup", "The Logo That Is Mostly Void of Effort", "The Personification of All That is Blender"

Logo: On a black background, a thunderstorm appears. Then it glows to reveal a sunset background with the silhouette ground. In front of the silhouette ground, "VALESCO IND. LTD." rotates in CGI and the Earth spins. The Earth stops spinning, causing itself to freeze. The whole logo zooms. The whole logo dissolves afterwards.

FX/SFX/Cheesy Factor: The thunderstorm appearing and cheap CGI animation. Typical Nigerian logo from the time. This looks like the product of an early Blender project.

Music/Sounds: The thunderstorm, a stock majestic brass fanfare (which sounds like the Lorimar Television "Marble Background" and the ending of the Columbia Pictures logo's themes combined) and another thunderstorm.

Availability: Only seen on Christianity Parts 1 & 2.

Scare Factor: Low to nightmare. The thunderstorm appearing, nonsensical cheap animation and the music will scare some people. But this is just yet another cheesy logo that would cause some laughs or cringe after watching it.