Ear Booker Productions

'WARNING: TURN DOWN YOUR VOLUME BEFORE WATCHING THE LOGO BELOW. THIS LOGO HAS EXTREMELY QUICK FLASHING, SO DON'T WATCH THIS IF YOU ARE PRONE TO SEIZURES.'

Nicknames: "The Flashing Words", "DAAAAH! DILALALILILWAWAWAWAWA!!!!", "The Bite Me Logo", "Black-and-White Police Siren on Steroids", "Ear Breaker", "Grayscale Flashing", "Metal Ear Booker"

Logo: On a rapidly flashing black and white background, we see the words "EAR BOOKER PRODUCTIONS" in FF Blur (a blobby version of Helvetica) zooming in, inverting its colors accompanying with the flashing background, and stopping in the center.

Variant: A variant exists without the colors rapidly flashing.

FX/SFX: The flashing and zooming.

Cheesy Factor: The text looks rather ugly and the flashing is unnecessarily quick, more than enough to induce seizures.

Music/Sounds: A condensed version of the "Weird Al" Yankovic song "Bite Me". It consists of several synth shattering effects, a cacophony of loud guitars, and Weird Al screaming at the top of his lungs.

Music/Sounds Trivia: "Bite Me" originally appeared at the end of the CD version of Weird Al's album Off the Deep End as a hidden track, designed to scare listeners who forgot to turn the CD off or eject it and thus were unaware that the song was coming after 10 minutes of silence. It is a parody of the Nirvana song "Endless, Nameless", which appeared at the end of their landmark album Nevermind (with its album cover and hit single "Smells Like Teen Spirit" parodied as "Smells Like Nirvana" on the aforementioned Weird Al album) and similarly featured scary-sounding music.

Availability: Seen on The Weird Al Show, which was (meddled by CBS executives to be) meant for children. It made a surprise reappearance on "Weird Al" Yankovic Live!: The Alpocalypse Tour.

Scare Factor:
 * Original Version: Nightmare. The logo makes absolutely no sense and is certain to scare most of the people who see it. The screaming is obnoxious, and the animation is severely abrupt and will induce seizures. Knowing Weird Al, this was probably intentional. Some may even find it funny, especially those who are fans of Weird Al, but still this stands as possibly one of the scariest television logos ever made.
 * Non-Flashing Variant: Medium to high as the screaming is still there.