Class Video (Argentina)

(1980's-1990's) Nicknames : "The Logo That Doesn't Have Class", "The Seventh Hypocritical Logo", "Lazy Animators", "Slow Letter Appearances", "The Argentine Personification Of All That Is Lazy", "Boring Video", "Argentine Logo of Boredom", "The Suma Video of Argentina", "Very Poor Computer Animation" "The Worst Argentine Logo Ever, Period.", "Even the Playstation Loading Screen Was Faster Than This!", "Insert Monty Python's 'Get On With It' Clip Here"

Logo : On a yellow crystal background, we see the letters "CL SS" wipe in and move to the right. Then the letters "IDEO" wipe in from below and move left. Two stylized characters "A" and "V" (the V's actually the same A but upside down) also wipe in and move to form the words "CLASS" and "VIDEO". After a few seconds, the logo moves down and disappears with some effect. FX/SFX : The letters wiping in and moving. Cheesy Factor : Vaporizes the scale. The logo designers were clearly lazy when they made this! You can't see too much movement and emotion being added into it... And what's even worse, you mean to make this one about one minute long — and that's right, 1 minute, to just wait for the words to appear, even fast-forwarding it makes the wait still completely exhausting! And with the magic of some dated computer animation and poorly added music, this makes up for one of the worst Argentine home video logos ever made, or even the worse home video logo ever made PERIOD. Next time, you'd better make up a good, short, and thrilling logo, instead of watching some text appear for nothing to make people just fast-forward it. This is on par with the PPI Entertainment logo! Music/Sounds : A calming piano theme that isn't clearly audible for most of the time. Availability : Extremely rare. Scare Factor : None. You'll just be annoyed and impatient waiting for this train wreck of a "logo" to end! The music at the end might jar some viewers. But its completely harmless.