Zombastic Productions, Inc.

(2001, 2007)

Nicknames: "The (Screaming/Tortured) Skull", "How not to take Pepto-Bismol", "Definitely The Cheapest Scary Logo of All Time", "Some Choppy Things Are Going On In Outer-Space"

Logo: On a stock space background, a skull with eyes turns around in a jittery manner until it stares at us. A man's arm with a blue shirt and white glove holding a syringe full of pink liquid that looks like Pepto-Bismol appears from the left. He injects the liquid into the skull's left eye. The skull screams, witch is done with a dissolving fading effect. We then cut to a black background where "ZOMBASTIC" in green appears in a exploding effect. "productions, Inc." in pink blurs into place, letter by letter to the right, as "ZOMBASTIC" shines. We then cut back to the space background with the skull still there (albeit yellow-tinted) without the arm, and his mouth is open, completely in shock. The pink liquid is dripping from all of its orifices. The skull blurs incredibly, turning nearly white, and zooms in towards the right side of the screen. The skull then disappears and the screen then fades to white, then cuts to black.

Variant: On Die You Zombie B******s (2007),  Just before the skull finishes turning, the screen quickly fades to black before quickly cutting back.

FX/SFX/Cheesy Factor: The entire logo is cheaply done. The skull turning, that weird fade-to-black cut (like an editing mistake; in the variant), the skull screaming (the first one is done via a fading effect), the words appearing, the skull zooming. Definitely one of the cheesiest logos of all time, though it may have been likely intentional.

Music/Sounds: Fast paced Sci-Fi beeps are heard throughout the logo. We first hear a quiet outer space-like theme with a echo-y drumbeat when the skull almost stops vibrating, that ends with a horrifying synth drone when the skull screams "NOOOOHHH, OOOHHH--", abruptly stopping during the appearance of "productions, Inc." The skull screams "OH, GROOOHAAAAAAOOHHHH!!" when he glows and zooms into the screen.

Availability: Extremely rare. The normal version is only seen on Red's Breakfast Experience (2001).

Scare Factor: High to nightmare. The droning synth, the sci-fi sounds, the skull, and screams will scare most people. The subject matter for the movies the logo is associated with likely makes this intentional. The cheapness of the entire logo could lower it for some.